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This post is for the gun-loving, Second Amendment-cheering, Red State/redneck half of the American public (and the majority of Greene and Columbia County residents who proudly vote Tea Party Republican).

There’s been another mass shooting, this time at a community college in Oregon. Ten dead, no big deal. Watch the liberals come out and wring their scrawny hands and cry and whine for gun control. Predictable, right?

Why don’t those leftists get it? Why can’t they see all this complaining about all the guns out there only masks the real solution to this problem? Which is, of course, that we need more guns and no restrictions on them. If even one of those community college students out in Oregon had been armed, chances are this latest incident wouldn’t even have happened? Right? Right?

Oregon community college mass shooting
Captions by New York Times, aerial photos by Google Earth.

All right, fucktards, enough of your point of view. Picture this: you’re having breakfast with your buds at your favorite spot in Hudson or Catskill or Tannersville or Windham. In walks a pissed-off progressive with an AR-15. “Here’s a tea party for you,” he says and opens fire. You die with a mouthful of bacon and eggs.

Assuming your imagination stretches that far, how would you address a situation such as the above? Would you:

A) Start taking your AR-15 every place you go, including breakfast?
B) Lobby for a change in gun registration laws to prevent any Democrat from owning a firearm?
C) Loudly proclaim that the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun?

You’re probably thinking that my hypothetical scenario is ridiculous, because no liberal would have the balls to bring a rifle into a gathering of country Republicans at breakfast. The truth is that most progressives don’t even own a gun, and that is by choice.

But you’re crazy if you think the current state of affairs will last forever. As more and more Americans die by gun violence, and more and more family members and friends are devastated by their deaths, things will start to change.

One way or another, eventually the number of guns in “private” hands will shrink dramatically.

By ballot or bullet, as you like to say.

A progressive website in Greene County, NY is bound to spend a lot of time focusing on negatives and seeking prospects for improvement, just by the nature of things (and the nature of upstate politics). So it is a pleasure to briefly report on two feel-good events in our state last week, both from New York City.

The first and most important was the visit of Pope Francis to three East Coast cities, including New York. This Pope has inspired people from all faiths around the world, and his message resonates with secular citizens, too. His focus on fundamental fairness and the Golden Rule appeals to everyone in possession of any empathy at all, and his insistence that we—humanity—address the major issues of our day, such as income inequality, climate change and massive immigration, provides much-needed hope for many.

Pope Francis
Pope Francis in NYC. Photo:

The Pope concludes his American journey in Philadelphia today.

Our second bit of happy news stems from the New York Mets, who are once again amazin’. Yesterday the Mets clinched the Eastern Division title, albeit on the road in Cincinnati. (A large contingent of New Yorkers had driven out to Ohio for the event.) It’s been 9 years since the Mets’ last division title, a long drought that includes two late-season collapses, so this year’s triumph is especially sweet.

Matt Harvey with Mets fans
Matt Harvey celebrates with fans. Photo: Aaron Doster, Associated Press.

The Mets will take on the L.A. Dodgers, another team with strong pitching, in the first round of playoffs. It should be a lot of fun.

Former state Assembly Minority Leader John Faso, a Republican who said he was forming an “exploratory committee” last month, seems on the verge of formally announcing his candidacy for the 19th Congressional District. That, at least, is the strong impression given by a new website, especially its “About” page.

The Fasos. Photo:

In the aforementioned About page, Faso says “A lot of us are left wondering if our children will have the same chances we did to live here in Upstate New York, start a career and raise a family of their own.”

I want to work to change that, he says.

How? By talking about broadband for years while doing nothing, like Chris Gibson? By doing nothing to improve rural education or medical access? By maintaining the stagnant upstate status quo, which seems to be the modus operandi of both political parties?

And speaking of both political parties, where are the Democratic candidates? So far we have John Patrick Kehoe, of Rochester—not a great start.

Is there no one who actually lives in the 19th Congressional District capable of running a compelling, charismatic, progressive campaign?

In the midst of America’s gun carnage, a new Democratic candidate came forward this week to announce his intention to run in our 19th Congressional District next year. His name: John Patrick Kehoe, the chief of Yellowcake Music. There may be a slight problem, though: Kehoe’s own press release says he lives in Rochester, some three hours away.

John Patrick Kehoe, of Rochester or Woodstock.

If there’s one thing we don’t need, it’s another young would-be Congressperson from outside our district. Especially when the semi-likable Chris Gibson will be removed from the equation in 2016.

Not to worry, though: the site says Kehoe actually lives in Woodstock, and in fact Yellowcake Music’s Facebook page says the organization has offices in Rochester and Woodstock. If Kehoe actually can demonstrate residency in Ulster County then it’s all good.

Still, it would be nice to have someone who’s definitively, 100% local step up to fight off the pro-gun, anti-progress likes of John Faso or Pete Lopez next year.

Guns and racism, twin exemplars of the hatreds that are devouring America from the inside. Held high on their odious perches by today’s around-the-bend Republican Party, which will do or say anything to retain power. If you think the political gridlock in Washington and the seething venom many white voters employ against their black president have no consequences on the street, South Carolina is here to remind you, for the umpteenth time, that they do.

Racism and guns. They align geographically and politically, and the twisted little turd who killed nine churchgoers in Charleston is just an offshoot of a deep-seated malignancy in the body politic. Geographically, Google has recently demonstrated that the Deep South and much of the rural Northeast (including rural NY) are the most racist sections of the country. Not coincidentally, these regions are also teeming with pro-gun fanatics. And they are ruled, almost without exception, by Republicans.

The Confederate flag in South Carolina
Flying high in South Carolina. Photo: Sean Rayford/Getty Images.

For all of South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley’s crocodile tears, the Confederate flag still flies over her statehouse.

What does all this have to do with the isolated citizens of little Greene County, New York, you might ask? Plenty. The Civil War is celebrated every summer in Windham. Excuse me, I meant to say “commemorated.” You see “Repeal the S.A.F.E. Act” signs everywhere on the Mountaintop. What you do not see are many black faces.

Republicans, largely of the dumb-ass variety, rule. Greene County is, in its own small way, aligned with places like South Carolina and Texas in its desire to resist change and progress. And you could in fact argue that the county has been more successful than most in resisting progress.

The little fuck who killed nine people in a church committed a political act and even seemed dimly aware of doing so, saying he wanted “to start a civil war.” Every cop who kills a black person and walks away free also makes a political statement. And if you have semiautomatic weapons in your house, or multiple guns of any kind, you too are making a political statement.

Our last civil war never really ended. Racism won’t go away, and apparently neither will our craven policy of allowing uncontrolled gun ownership.

I personally would like to see every Republican and Red State yahoo take their guns and move to Texas, and then have Texas go off on its own somewhere far away. But it’s far more likely I’ll be the one to move, to somewhere bluer. Not everyone has the resources to do that, though. For many people who are just trying to live their lives, things don’t look so good. For citizens of color, things look far worse.

America’s current political system is not just divided, it’s broken.

Last Thursday evening, the Greene County Democratic Committee, chaired by Doreen Davis, held the 14th Annual Salute to FDR at the Pegasus in Coxsackie. The featured speaker was NYS Department of Environmental Conservation Commissioner Joseph Martens, pictured below. His remarks were modest and cogent, noting the strong environmental efforts underway in the state.

DEC Commissioner Joseph Martens
DEC Commissioner Joseph Martens. Photo: Tom Pletcher.

The FDR Salute came on the heels of a tough 2014 that saw many Democratic Party setbacks. That’s all more reason to salute FDR’s gigantic legacy. Although Greene County is deeply red and conservatives profess great disdain for FDR’s ideas, ideals and the man himself, the county’s citizens remain deeply bound to the safety net our 32nd president did so much to create. The relationship is perhaps best expressed in a Tea Party slogan of a couple years back: “Get your government hands off my Social Security.”

Without Social Security, Medicare and the many other social welfare programs initiated or inspired by Mr. Roosevelt, local citizens would be in horrific shape indeed. And given the fact that the 2016 presidential election will revolve in large part around the issues of income inequality and concentration of wealth, FDR remains more relevant today than ever.

Hats off to the Greene County Dems for the night’s celebration.

So we learned this week that State Assemblyman Pete Lopez plans to run as Chris Gibson’s successor in the 19th Congressional District next year. (Gibson himself is supposedly considering a run for governor somewhere down the road.) This is depressing news indeed.

It’s depressing on two counts.

First, Lopez is unqualified, even by the meager standards of today’s U.S. Congress. He is a local politician, in every sense of the word. And, he holds far-right views that are out of step with many voters in this district. He would actually represent a step backward from Chris Gibson.

Pete Lopez
Pete Lopez. Photo: David Lee, Columbia-Green Media.

The second reason that a projected Lopez run is depressing news is the fact he could win.

The National Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee took the announcement of a Lopez run seriously enough to issue a response. "For a disturbing preview of what Assemblyman Lopez would do in Washington, voters only need to look at his record in Albany," the committee noted, citing Lopez votes against equal pay for women and against increasing domestic violence protections.

Lopez has cultivated a "nice guy" persona that has served him well in a district where lots of disadvantaged and less thoughtful voters are impressed by his apparent earnestness and ubiquity (Lopez attends nearly every local function imaginable). He has good name recognition throughout the district, along with an aura of friendliness and good intentions. These are superficial and misleading assets but they are assets nonetheless, and a weak Democratic candidate may have a tough time overcoming them.

Lopez is not yet guaranteed to be the Republican candidate, and Gibson has not yet endorsed him. A number of other Republicans are interested, including Columbia County Republican Committee member John Faso.

But regardless of who runs for the Republicans, the Democratic leaders in this region will need to field a far stronger candidate than they have in the past two Congressional elections. One hopes they’re already hard at work and planning to do just that.

Hundreds of animal rights supporters from across the state gathered in Albany on Tuesday, March 24, for the annual Humane Lobby Day, sponsored by the Humane Society of the United States. The event was led by HSUS State Director Brian Shapiro in support of three bills:

  • The Consolidated Animal Crimes Bill, A.352 (Rosenthal)/S.3201 (Lanza)
  • A bill to prohibit the unnecessary declawing of cats, A.1297 (Rosenthal)
  • A bill to prohibit the unnecessary tail-cutting of dairy cows, A.925 (Rosenthal)/S.4100 (Martins)

Humane Lobby Day in Albany
State Senator Phil Boyle at Humane Lobby Day. Photo: Barbara Mattson

The first bill is by far the most far-reaching, and it would serve to strengthen and reform New York State anti-cruelty laws dating back to 1867. The problem with the laws currently on the books, apart from their outdated language, is that they reside within the state’s Agriculture and Markets statutes. The Consolidated Animal Crimes Bill would move the laws into the penal code where they belong, and where the police and courts would have easy access to them. As New York State Senator Phil Boyle noted, “it makes perfect sense.”

The CACB is sponsored in the State Assembly by indefatigable animals right advocate Linda B. Rosenthal (District 67). So are the other two bills, which would save cats and cows a lot of unnecessary pain. Bruce Friedrich of Farm Sanctuary made a very strong presentation on behalf of A.925, noting that when people fifty years from now look back on our behavior toward animals, they will ask how we could have behaved as badly as we do. We salute Mr. Friedrich, Ms. Rosenthal and the other bill sponsors, Farm Sanctuary, HSUS and everyone else working on behalf of animals.

If you live in Greene County and would like to add your voice in support of these common-sense bills to improve animal welfare in New York State, please contact State Assemblyman Pete Lopez at or 518-943-1371 (Catskill office) and State Senator George Amedore at or 518-455-2350 (Albany office).


Since not much else seems to work, the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence has decided to try a new approach: humor.

There is a website, CrimAdvisor, which purports to show criminals where their best options are (and the facts are all too real). And there is the video below:

Those of you with your hearts in the right place will laugh, and hope this campaign has some sort of impact. The rest of you here in upstate New York may laugh at the notion that this state is one of the "unfriendliest" for would-be gun purchasers. There’s certainly no lack of buying opportunities here in Greene County.

The New York Times reports today that gun advocates are pushing to legalize firearms on college campuses. There is a group called Students for Concealed Carry (seriously) that is among those urging the legalization of guns on campuses in Florida, Nevada, Indiana, Montana, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas and Wyoming.

Their primary argument: guns will help prevent rape. (Again, seriously.)

Penis Gun
Penis gun sculpture, on

The only problem with that theory is, what if the guy draws first?


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